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The Latest Jokes - Page 210
Why won't anarchists drink English tea?
because property is theft
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
A head is in a bar where he is celerbrating his 18th birthday. He takes a sip of beer and a body pops out! He takes another sip of beer and two arms pop out! he takes another sip of beer and two legs pop out!
really excited he runs out into the street and is run over and killed.
A man in the bar says "he should have quit while he was a head!"
What did the cow say to the horse?
'Mooooove over!'
What do you call a fly with no wings? a walk
A guy walks into a bar. It hurt him.
What is the difference between a condom, a parachute and a banana? When a condom breaks a human is born and when a parachute breaks a human is dead.
2 fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll drive, you can navigate."
why did barbie never get pregnant? because Ken came in a different box
knock knock.
who's there?
becon.
becon who?
becon and eggs with toast.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Ole, Lena, and Sven are lost out in the freezing wilderness, when they stumble across an Arabian-style lamp. Lena says "Hey, this looks like one of them Genie-lamps like in the movies!" So Ole says "Hey, let's rub it and see what happens!" So they do, and a ghostly figure emerges. "I am the Genie of the North," says the spirit, "and will grant you each one wish. Think carefully now, and choose your wishes." Lena takes the lamp and says "Well, gee, it's awfully cold here, and we've been lost for days. I really wish I was back home in front of the fire!" Says the Genie, "It shall be done!" He claps his hands together and Lena vanishes, leaving the lamp on the ground. Ole then picks it up. "Well, home in front of the fire sounds good to me. I wish I was home with Lena!" Says the Genie, "It shall be done!" Again, he claps his hands, and Ole vanishes. So Sven picks up the lamp and thinks for a bit. "Well, it sure is cold here, and I'm feeling a bit lonely out here all by myself. I really wish Ole and Lena were back here with me..." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0.477
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