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The Latest Jokes - Page 211
knock knock, who's there? orange. orange who? orange you glad you asked?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowgoes. Cowgoes who? No silly, the cow goes moo!
why did the whale cross the road?to get to the other tide
guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You don't want that; you want a Red Rooster! It'll make you fly!" The guy argues and the bartender chugs a Red Rooster and jumps out the window, flies around in a circle and back in! The guy says, "WOW! I WILL have a Red Rooster!" He drinks it down and jumps out the window and falls to his death - Splat! A regular at the bar says to the bartender, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman!"
What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for adult situations, adult language, and violence.
why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the second hand shop
2 muffins are in an oven, one says to the other ahh we're in an oven! the other one says ahh! a talking muffin!
what wobbles and flys? a jellycopter
Q: What song was play at James Brown's funeral?
A: Get up, Get on up!
Why do Spanish air hostesses wear gum boots? Because the rain in spain is always on the plane.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don't even know the way to the post office!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 52.1640% The joke's popularity is: 4.642
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