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knock knock, who's there? orange. orange who? orange you glad you asked?
    0.0% funny

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowgoes. Cowgoes who? No silly, the cow goes moo!
    0.0% funny

 

why did the whale cross the road?to get to the other tide
    73.9% funny

 

guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You don't want that; you want a Red Rooster! It'll make you fly!" The guy argues and the bartender chugs a Red Rooster and jumps out the window, flies around in a circle and back in! The guy says, "WOW! I WILL have a Red Rooster!" He drinks it down and jumps out the window and falls to his death - Splat! A regular at the bar says to the bartender, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman!"
    0.0% funny

 

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for adult situations, adult language, and violence.
    14.1% funny

 

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the second hand shop
    2.0% funny

 

2 muffins are in an oven, one says to the other ahh we're in an oven! the other one says ahh! a talking muffin!
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what wobbles and flys? a jellycopter
    40.0% funny

 

Q: What song was play at James Brown's funeral? A: Get up, Get on up!
    85.1% funny

 

Why do Spanish air hostesses wear gum boots? Because the rain in spain is always on the plane.
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A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

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