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The Latest Jokes - Page 214
What'a a bear without an ear? a bee
whats green and points north? a magnetic ghurkin
What's big, green and sits in the corner? The incredible sulk!
what instrument does a skeleton play? trombone
It's like a screensaver it's the same thing over and over agian
imagine how deep the ocean would be without sponges...
This shirt is NOT black!
Like a fridge over troubled water.
there are four types of orgasms:
1. the positive "oh yes, oh yes"
2. the encouraging "that's it, you can do it!"
3.the relgious "oh god, oh god"
4. the fake "oh (enter ex-boyfriend's name here)"
Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The redhead in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 55.4054% The joke's popularity is: 4.568
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