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The Latest Jokes - Page 223
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
Why do pirates like raspberries?
Cuz they start with "ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
what do you get if you sit under a cow?: a pat on the head
I once knew a man from Peru,
he dreamed he was eating his shoe,
he woke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
to find that his dream had come true.
Why couldn't the kids watch the pirate joke? Because it was rated arrrrr!
sex is good, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so sex is in
what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo ??
A wooley jumper
why did the elephant wear two pairs of pants golfing? in case he got a hole in one!
"mummy, why did you call me Rose?"
"because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head"
"mummy, why did you call me Tulip?"
"because when you were born, a tulip petal fell on your head"
"kjsarhhbfvkjf shbfr"
"shut up Fridge"
what do you get when a cross a karate expert with a pig? pork chop!
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