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One day a little boy was approached by a little girl during school, and she said "Im going to give you purple passion" but before he could ask what it was the school bell rang and the little girl ran off. So the little boy being confused by what the little girl had said, he decided to go see his teacher and ask her what it meant. He asked his teacher, and all of a sudden the teacher screached "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!!?" The boy replied "Well this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so whats purple passion?" The teacher yelled back "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!" So the little boy went to the principal's office and the principal asked him "what are you doing here?" and the little boy replied "Well this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so I asked my teacher, and she sent me here, so Sir, whats purple passion?” The principal replied “ YOUR SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!” So the little boy walked home, and once he got home his mother asked him “why are you home so early?” and the boy replied “this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so I asked my teacher, and she sent me the principal’s office, so I asked him, and he sent me home, so mom whats purple passion???” The mom yelled “GET TO YOUR ROOM AND WAIT FOR YOUR FATHER TO COME HOME YOU BAD BOY!!!” The boy was really confused, because he didn’t know what the big deal was. He thought about it until his father walked into his room and said “Why did you get sent to your room son??” The boy replied “Well…this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so I asked my teacher, and she sent me the principal’s office, so I asked him, and he sent me home, so I asked mom and she sent me to my room, so dad, whats purple passion??” The Father grabbed him and threw him out of the house yelling “I DON’T WANT YOU EVER TO COME BACK!!!” Sooo…..The little boy walked down the street when this old lady walked up to him and said “Why are you all alone sonny??” and the little boy by this time was a little hesitant about telling her the story, but she urged him to tell her. The boy said “Well this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so I asked my teacher, and she sent me the principal’s office, so I asked him, and he sent me home, so I asked my mom, and she sent me to my room, and than my father came in so I asked him, and he kicked me out. So little old lady do you know what purple passion is??” Well this lady was sooo furious with the boy a near by cop approached them. The Cop said “What seems to be the trouble here?” The lady told the little boy to repeat what he had just told her, so the little boy said “Well this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so I asked my teacher, and she sent me the principal’s office, so I asked him, and he sent me home, so I asked my mom, and she sent me to my room, and than my father came in so I asked him, and he kicked me out, so I asked this little old lady here, and than you came over, so ermm…officer whats purple passion?” The cop replied “THAT’S IT YOUR COMING WITH ME!” The cop than cuffed him and put him in the cop car and sent him to jail. Now this poor little kid is waiting for his turn to talk to the judge, and finally it is his turn, and the Judge says “Son, your awfully young to be here what did you do??” and the boy knew he would be in trouble but he said “Well this little girl came up to me and said that she was going to give me purple passion and I didnt know what it was, so I asked my teacher, and she sent me the principal’s office, so I asked him, and he sent me home, so I asked my mom, and she sent me to my room, and than my father came in so I asked him, and he kicked me out, so I asked this little old lady, and than a cop came over about the noise, and so I asked him, and he sent me here, so ummm Your Honour whats purple passion??” well the judge said “THAT’S IT 20 YEARS IN PRISON GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!” 20 years later…. The boy gets out of Jail, and he meets this beautiful girl in a coffee shop and they start to talk about their pasts, and she asks “What about your past?” and He really did like this girl so he first refused to tell her, but she nagged him enough so he said “Well when I was a little boy this little girl came up to me, and told me she was going to give me purple, but I didn’t know what it was, so I asked my teacher and she got mad, and sent me to the principal’s office, and so I asked him and he sent me home, so I asked my mom and she sent me to my room, and than when my father came home I asked him, and he kicked me out, than this old hag asked me why I was alone so I told her the story and asked her, and she started to freak out, that this cop asked what the problem was, and so I asked him, and he sent me to jail, so I asked the judge and he sent me to 20 years in prision, and I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!” The girl said “OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS! SEE THAT BUILDING THERE?!” The boy nodded, and she went on “Run over there right now and you will know what purple passion is!” The boy hopped out of his seat and ran in the middle of the street, but all of a sudden BAAAAMMMM! He gets hit by a car and dies instantly. Whats the morale of the story??? LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET!

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