The Latest Jokes - Page 238

 

What do you call a stupid Fish? A Dumb bass!
    75.1% funny

 

two peanuts were walking across the road, and one got assalted!
    100.0% funny

 

Knock Knock. Who is there?. Nobody. Nobody who? *silence of the night*
    64.8% funny

 

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
    89.7% funny

 

How did the teacup get to the moon? It went by flying saucer.
    70.2% funny

 

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
    48.3% funny

 

Q: What do you call a deaf dog? A: Nothing, he can't hear you anyway.
    6.0% funny

 

I went to a friend's house to stay the night and he said, 'you're gonna have to sleep on the floor'. Damn gravity. Got me again. You don't know how badly I wanted to sleep on the wall.
    74.3% funny

 

What is a calculator? A cal with a culator
    9.8% funny

 

What's a pickle? A cucumber in a sour mood
    60.7% funny

 

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