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The Latest Jokes - Page 240
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, “He has a card up his sleeve” or “He has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
4, 1 to change it, 3 to complain that it's electric
I just flew in here, and boy are my arms tired.
what do you call a french man in sandals?
phillipe phalop
patient: doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
doctor: pull yourself together
i'm so broke i can't even pay attention!
An irish man walks into a library and asks for fish and chips, the librarian replies im sorry sir this is a library, then the i rish man whispers sorry can i have fish and chips please?
what do you call a witch with an itch? twitch!
my mother taught me to never lie and i havent slept on a bed since
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office, frantic.
Doc, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee-- I can't figure it out!
The doctor says, "Calm down, calm down. You're too tents."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how can I make 39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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