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The Latest Jokes - Page 249
What did the grape say when an elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
what's the difference between a man and a monkey...not a lot really!
Did you hear about the guy who ran through the screen door? He strained himself.
two men were driving through the country when suddenly the man driving pointed out an area in a nearby field and said "that's where I first made love...it was beautiful. We were completely mad for each other and it lasted for hours, but then her mother showed up..." his friend quickly replied "oh no, what did she say"..."baaaaa"
two drunk men walk together, says one to the other, hey let me walk in the middle for a change
what did the scarve say to the hat? you hang around i'll go on ahead
A Smurf walks into a bar. The bartender asks....why so blue?
i am so smart i am so smart s-m-r-t i mean s-m-a-r-t - Homer simpson
What do you call a cold dog? A pupsicle
When I was in Catholic School I had the hots for sister Mary Elephant. But I knew I wouldn't get nun.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 60.4982% The joke's popularity is: 2.926
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