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The Latest Jokes - Page 26
what's black and white and red all over? a newspaper.
Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think the second would have ducked.
knock knock. who's there? i'm a pile up. im a pile up who?
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it is a hardware problem.
I'm a hard act to follow: When I'm finished, I take the microphone with me!
Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf she got for Christmas because it was too tight?
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
NOBODY
NOBODY WHO?
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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
Why couldnt the pirate get into the movie? because it was rated RRR
Three men were shipwrecked on an island, ten miles from shore. There was a smart one, a normal one, and a doofus. The smart one tried to swim first. He was a weakling, however, and only swam 1 mile before he got tired and swam back. The normal one tried next, and managed to swim 3 miles before getting tired and heading back. The doofus, however, managed to swim 9 miles, and saw the shore in the distance. "But wait, I'm getting tired" he said. Guess I'll head back."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 49.7984% The joke's popularity is: 4.695
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