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The Latest Jokes - Page 254
a nudist said to a nudist waiter will a fiver cover it
you fight like a cow. how fitting you fight like a dairy farmer
what do you call a chicken in a shell suit? an egg!
If only mammals make milk, and coconuts make milk, are coconuts mammals?
person 1: Do you smoke?
person 2: Not unless my hair's on fire
whats the difference between a puppy and a turkey? i don't want to go to your house for thanksgiving!
How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 2 but its really hard to get them in there.
Why did the ex-husband run across the road?
Because his ex-wifes lawyers were chasing him
why did the chicken cross the road ? to show his girlfriend he had guts
How do you know a singer's at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A cowboy is out riding the range on his horse and gets caught by Indians, who take him back to their Indian village. When he gets there the Chief comes in and says "ok white man, we have a tradition in our tribe that you get one wish a day for 3 days, then you die. Time for your 1st wish" The cowboy says, Id like to speak wiht my horse. So the Indians bring in the horse, the cowboy whispers in his ear. The horse rides back to town and brings back a hot blonde, who goes into the tent with the cowboy and leaves 2 minutes later. The next day the cowboy again wishes to speak with his horse, he again whispers in the horses ear. The horse goes into town and brings back a hot brunette. She goes into the tent and leaves a minute later. On his third and final wish the cowboy again wishes to speak wiht his horse. The horse is brought in and the cowboy takes the horse by the riegns, looks him in the eye and yells "I said posse!!!!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 76.7886% The joke's popularity is: 3.799
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