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The Latest Jokes - Page 257
captain kirk has 3 ears, a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None- it turned itself in.
Did you hear about the guy at the upholstry factory? I hear he's completely recovered.
It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Where do milkshakes come from?
EXCITED COWS!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a load full of buffalo? A buffaload!
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone!
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Whats a lightbuld?"
why do giraffes have long necks? because they have stinky feet
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 53.0035% The joke's popularity is: 4.753
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