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The Latest Jokes - Page 29
yo momma is so poor they have a fundraiser in africa to raise money for her
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
knock knock, whos there? banana, banana who? knock knock, whos there? banana, banana who? knock knock, whos there? banana, banana who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
potato
what do you call a disaster involving cats?
a cat-astrophe!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
Why are you crying?
Two sausages are in a pan, on looks at the other and says "boy it sure is hot in here" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 42.8571% The joke's popularity is: 2.862
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