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The Latest Jokes - Page 30
your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? - To get to the other tide.
You're so stupid you had to write TGIF on your shoes - toes go in first!
Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I see myself in your pants
Why did the snail take off his shell? Because he was feeling a little sluggish
knock knock
who's there
sci
sci who
science
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
two guys walk into a bar which is pretty stupid, dont you think the second guy would have seen the bar.
what did the plate say to the fork??? dont worry dinner is on me
Two snowman were walking down the street, and one said "do you smell carrots?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man sees a ladder that says "Climb to success!" Excited the man begins climbing and reaches a platform with 10 virgins. "Come with us." they said. "Sorry, i wanna climb to succuess." replied the man. He continues climbing and reaches a second platform with 50 virgins, billions of dollars and hunderds of cars. "You can have everything here." Says the virgins. "Im sorry, I want to climb to success." The man says. Finally after the man climbs to the top he sees a naked man smiling. The naked man then says "Hi, im cess." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 49.4017% The joke's popularity is: 3.068
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