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The Latest Jokes - Page 292
what happened to jesus when he went to mount olive? popeye beat him up
why did the boy take a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school
a carrot and a cabbage were in a race who won? the cabbage because it was a head
What happens if you cross an octopus with a turkey?
Everyone gets a leg at christmas
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field.
Takes one to know one!!!!
white men CAN jump
Why does the Earth spin? Because it wants to!
How does a bear fish? Bare hands
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: so there was this couple that was having a baby. when they got to the hospital the doctor told them that they had developed a machine that would give some of the pain to the father of the child, so the couple agreed to go with it. at first they went with 10% of the pain but the husband said he didn't feel anything so they turned it up and he still didn't feel anything so they kept turning it up until eventually 100% of the pain was transferred to the father. So they delivered a happy healthy baby and they went home and the mailman was dead on their porch. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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