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The Latest Jokes - Page 32
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents
my house is infested with kuala bears its the cutest infestation ever
how are dogcatchers paid? by the pound.
how do you catch a unique bird? You nique up on it.
a guy walks into a bar. he hears someone say "nice shirt!" the bartender says "the peanuts are complimentary!"
your mom is so fat that she doesnt take pictures she takes posters
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was lost.
Yo mamma so fat she need a ocean to take a bath.
how are dogcatchers paid? by the pound1
Yo momma is so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "Who threw the twinkie?"
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