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The Latest Jokes - Page 325
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawnmower? A grasshopper.
knock knock
Who's there?
Winnie the Puh...
Winnie the Puhwho?
What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I take my dog to the laundramutt.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WRENCH THAT HAS BEEN TWISTED OUT OF SHAPE BY PASSING TOO CLOSE TO A BLACK HOLE?
A STAR-MANGLED SPANNER.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
A gentleman is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, AND DOESN'T.
What's the best advice you've ever gotten?
It was on a bottle of aspirin. it said, "keep away from children."
when the blonde got her drivers license she said why did i get a F in sex?
I am not competitive. In fact, I am the most non-competitive person I know. So I win!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." > >"Mrs. Ward, please." > >"Speaking." > >"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When >your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from >another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is >your >husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." > >"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. > >"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, >and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your >husband's." > >"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward. > >"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one >time." > >"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" > >"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere >in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 47.8832% The joke's popularity is: 3.836
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