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The Latest Jokes - Page 379
Goth #1: I'm so goth my smile muscles atrophied.
Goth #2: I'm so goth my smile muscles never grew.
Goth #3: What's a smile?
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses to open the refrigerator.
Whats the fastest fish in the world ? A Motor pike !
Why did the horse cross the road? It was going to see its neeyyybor.
how does a pig get to the hospital? with a hambulance
Why does Tigger smell?
Because he keeps playing with pooh...
whats the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide arms!
when is a door not a door? when it's ajar!
I once kicked my friends nuts. The whole packet spilled and went all over the place
Momma tomato, Poppa tomato and Baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato starts lagging, so Papa tomato goes back there, squishes him, and says..
"Ketchup."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why do Irish stews have 239 beans? Because one more would make them two farty. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 53.2407% The joke's popularity is: 4.033
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