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The Latest Jokes - Page 382
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing - he won't come when you call him, anyway.
not the brightest crayon in the box are we?
did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning?
how many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb? have you ever tried to change a light bulb whilst you're asleep?
a man was stopped for speeding. the cop says, "i've been waiting all day for someone like you to arrive". the guy says, "well, i got here as fast as i could". when the cop had finally finished laughing, he sent the guy on his way without a ticket.
knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce come in and find out
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Pfft. You don't know??
I walked in on my wife staring at a can of orange juice. When I asked her what she was doing she said, "The can says 'concentrate'."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A Ventriloquist was touring the local pubs doing his dumb blonde set. One night he's telling a rather rude joke and a blonde in the fourth row stands up and shouts, "How dare you! You shouldn't stereotype people on their hair colour!". The ventriloquist apologised profusely but the blonde had more to say: "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that little creep on your knee!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 59.4937% The joke's popularity is: 3.500
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