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The Latest Jokes - Page 384
Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept
locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot
stepladder with a coathanger.
I used to be a waiter, but I was fired for clearing tables. I was clearing them for take off. I had them all lined up outside. People thought it was an outdoor cafe. I said, "No, these are leaving at 3."
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what
kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor
to it.
Why did the cjicken cross the road?
Because his parents egged him on!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSHHHHH!
What time is it when Godzilla sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch.
A cylon walks into a bar. No one notices.
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