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The Latest Jokes - Page 392
Did you hear about the tv antennas that got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!
How does a banana answer a telephone?
Yellow.
I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow.... when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Hah hah giggle giggle hee hee ho ho
I am humorous gigantuous and fabulous
I am giddy for a soft cold pillow
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
I love you
why did google cross the road ? to search the other side
how do you catch a squirrel? climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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