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The Latest Jokes - Page 393
why are blond jokes so short?
so brunettes can remember them
How do you keep a blonde busy forever?
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
knock knock. who's there? hoo. hoo who? we got an owl here.
whats blue and white and swings through the trees,a fridge in a wrangler jacket
What is the difference between the Easter Bunny and an honest lawyer? Some people still believe the Easter Bunny exists.
what did Beethoven do after her died? He decomposed.
A fly hits a windscreen at 100km an hour, whats the last thing to go through its mind?
Its back legs!
what do you call an insomniac agnostic dyslexic? A dog that stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
An Ear passed me by the other day and silently went on its way. I wonder who that ear could be and has it ever heard of me?
The trouble with the rat race is, even if you win, you're still a rat.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 94.4056% The joke's popularity is: 4.155
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