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how many managers does it take to change a light bulb? One, he just delegates it.
    32.4% funny

 

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy!
    100.0% funny

 

solar powered lawn mower
    56.3% funny

 

why dont seagulls fly by the bay? because then they would be called baygulls!
    56.6% funny

 

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back, a stick
    56.4% funny

 

what kind of sweaters do pirates wear? ARRRRRGGGGYLE.
    0.0% funny

 

Guy walks into a doctor's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The doctor says "Clearly, I see you're nuts".
    66.3% funny

 

what do you call lee with no friends? lonelee
    63.3% funny

 

google is frugal!
    71.2% funny

 

You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
    54.3% funny

 

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How may psychologists does it take to put in a light bulb? None, for it has to first be determined, is the bulb truly broken?

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