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The Latest Jokes - Page 42
yo momma so fat, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
Remember, honey, on your wedding day it's All right to say "yes."
What organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size? The pupil of the eye, in dim light
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh.....you have to roll up the windows first!"
yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the streets in a yellow rain coat, people yell "TAXI!"
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the Beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be Queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack And took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "This is for Washing our hair." The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying, "Here, Don't forget the curlers."
Knock Knock. Who's there? Brown. Brown who? CHARLIE BROWN!
why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. lt was a 3-story mansion with a silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a Indianapolis Colts flag. Tom looked at God and said "God, l'm not trying to be ungrateful, but l have a question. l was all-pro QB, l hold many NFL records, and l even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?""Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?"God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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