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The Latest Jokes - Page 49
If a married man is alone in the woods, is he still wrong?
Why is there braille on a drive through ATM?
your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she makes holes in the floor
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbublb? none, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry
How many irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? One Hundred, One to hold the bulb, and the other ninty nine to turn the room.
What do you call a pair of banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."
war does not decide who is right it decides who is left
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Want to go ride bikes?
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