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The Latest Jokes - Page 52
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOUR PET ELEPHANT HURTS HIS TOE? CALL A TOW TRUCK!
Why is it you believe someone when they say there are 4 billion stars but have to touch the paint when its wet
What is the similarity between an elephant and a plum? They are both purple, except the elephant.
You're mamas so fat when she went to japan, people shouted GODZILLA, GODZILLA!!!
What does Santado in his garden? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
how many abstract expressionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
fish
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
Two apples are in an oven
one apple says " Man, it's hot in here!"
The other apple say's " AAARGH! A Talking Apple!"
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: a giraffe and his trainer walk into a bar, they sit down have a few drinks and then when they get up to leave, the giraffe passes out on the floor. the bartender looks at the trainer and says are you gonna leave that lying there, the trainer looks at him and goes its not a lion, its a giraffe Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 2.942
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