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The Latest Jokes - Page 57
What did the hot dog say when it ran the race? I'm the weiner.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have pet Rhinoceroses.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no pants I'm going swimming
i knew a blonde that was so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead cause she wanted to make-up her mind
What do you call a fish without an i?
fsh.
Why do Casino ads always show I guy winning lots of money, that only happens very rarely. It's like showing an ad for a muffin with a guy choking on it, it's the same deal: "Here's what happened...once".
Did you hear the one about the bed? It hasn't been made up yet.
What do you get when you cross a ballpoint pen and a banana?
A ballpoint banana.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo-Who?
Don't cry, it's just me!
Confucius say: "man who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bankok"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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