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The Latest Jokes - Page 60
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quaterback
your momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
El Paso is the only alternative left to a Mexican quarterback if he does not el runo or el punto
bush sold his soul to santa. he is dyslexic
whats black and white and read all over? a newspaper.
where do you find a tortoise with no legs? where you left it
what does the sixth sense and titanic have in common? icy dead people
Where did the chicken cross the street?
Over there!
What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No 'idea. Ha Ha
Why is tigger so dirty?
Because he's always playing with pooh.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3333% The joke's popularity is: 3.455
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