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The Latest Jokes - Page 63
how did mario tell the future? he used a luigi board.
Fettuccini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
there are three kinds of people in the world. the ones who can do math and the ones who can't.
a blonde calls up her boyfriend and asks him to help her with a puzzle. What's the puzzle supposed to be of, the boyfriend asks. The blonde replies, a tiger. the boyfriend tells her he'll be right over. when he gets to her house, she shows him the box to the puzzle. He looks at it and tells her, Honey, we need to put the frosted flakes back into the box.
why did the fly fly? Because the Spider Spied Her
What did the dog say when it walked into a bar? Woof.
What happens to a politician when you give him viagra? He grows taller.
Why did the baby throw a clock out the window...to see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
what do you call a cyclops with glasses?
Two eyes!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 42.8571% The joke's popularity is: 2.862
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