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The Latest Jokes - Page 63
how did mario tell the future? he used a luigi board.
Fettuccini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
there are three kinds of people in the world. the ones who can do math and the ones who can't.
a blonde calls up her boyfriend and asks him to help her with a puzzle. What's the puzzle supposed to be of, the boyfriend asks. The blonde replies, a tiger. the boyfriend tells her he'll be right over. when he gets to her house, she shows him the box to the puzzle. He looks at it and tells her, Honey, we need to put the frosted flakes back into the box.
why did the fly fly? Because the Spider Spied Her
What did the dog say when it walked into a bar? Woof.
What happens to a politician when you give him viagra? He grows taller.
Why did the baby throw a clock out the window...to see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
what do you call a cyclops with glasses?
Two eyes!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 57.3262% The joke's popularity is: 3.971
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