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The Latest Jokes - Page 64
how did the inventor of spaghetti discover it? He used his noodle
how does a pig get to the hospital? with a hambulance
where was granny when the lights were out?
in the dark!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?
Life's a joke, I'm the punchline
knock knock whos there dogs dogs who no silly dogs bark owls who
Whats the difference between brussel sprouts and bogies? Kids won't eat brussel sprouts!
If April brings mayflowers then what do mayflowers bring? Pilgrims
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I decided to get a suntan instead!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Software Engineer are riding down a hill in a car. Suddenly the brakes go out and the car speeds out of control. After a few tense minutes, they're able to steer the car into a field and coast to a stop. Immediately, the Mechanical Engineer gets out of the car and begins inspecting the brake lines, the rotors, etc while the Electrical Engineer starts checking the wiring. The Software Engineer gets out of the car, looks around a bit, and turns to the other two. "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it happens again." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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