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The Latest Jokes - Page 66
horse walks into a bar. barman says "why the long face?"
Why is 6.. afraid of 7... 'cause seven ate nine...
knock knock. Whose there. No one. No one who
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what do we do with dead chemists? we barium.
where do cows go for fun?
the moovies
Why did the janitor ask the teacher to marry him? he swept her off her feet
a horse walks into a bar and says hay bartender
dont tell me the skys the limit when theres foot steps on the moon
Where do the bees go to the bathroom? At the bp station!
What did Baby corn say to Mom corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my dad. The reason I'm three hours late? Dad sleeps nights in the raw!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and Trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last Few nights HE done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Dad heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, 'That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'" "'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids, I wouldn't want ya hurt!' He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the henhouse he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come asneakin' up behind Dad. Then we all looked on plumb helpless as Dad was cold-nosed without warnin'." "Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 83.3333% The joke's popularity is: 0.778
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