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The Latest Jokes - Page 66

 

horse walks into a bar. barman says "why the long face?"
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Why is 6.. afraid of 7... 'cause seven ate nine...
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knock knock. Whose there. No one. No one who ........
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what do we do with dead chemists? we barium.
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where do cows go for fun? the moovies
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Why did the janitor ask the teacher to marry him? he swept her off her feet
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a horse walks into a bar and says hay bartender
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dont tell me the skys the limit when theres foot steps on the moon
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Where do the bees go to the bathroom? At the bp station!
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What did Baby corn say to Mom corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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