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The Latest Jokes - Page 712
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man walks into a bar on a friday night, orders 3 pints of beer. He sits and takes a sip from each beer, over and over till all 3 are done. The man repeats this act every friday night, and gets to know the barman. The barman eventually says that he can pour a beer at a time, so the 3 beers don't have to get warm while he sips at each. The man explains to the bartender that he has 2 brothers living in other countries, and every friday night they "have a beer" with each other. After a few months the man does not come into the bar at his normal time, and when he does show up, he looks visably shaken and disturbed. He walks up to the bar, and orders only 2 beers with a shake in his voice. The bartender says the beers are free, in honour of what the man has obviously lost. The man looks up, and says: "How could you tell that my wife made me quit drinking?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 65.0558% The joke's popularity is: 4.430
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