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The Latest Jokes - Page 79
did you hear about the fire in at the circus? it was intense
there were two muffins in the oven, one looked at the other and said hi how's it going, the other one said "AHHH a talking muffin"
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
i'm so goth my heart bleeds black
what did the neck tie say to the hat? you go on a head, ill hang around here.
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES POPPED OUT!
What is a pirate's favorite meal?
Cutlasserole!
13 witches in a hot tub - a self-cleaning coven
I am a lifelong urbanite whose nearest claim to a “wilderness adventure” involves running away from a couple of overly aggressive and possibly rabid squirrels.
So I says to the person in the swamp, I says, Marsha.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A panda walks into a diner and orders some food. After eating the food, the panda pulls out a gun, shoots the cook and leaves. The waitress says "stop, you can't go!" . The panda says, "oh yes I can, llok it up in the dictionary. The waitress pulls out a dictionary and looks up panda...it says...Panda's, eats shoots and leaves. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 89.9441% The joke's popularity is: 3.253
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