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The Latest Jokes - Page 9
Why is 7 afraid of 8? Because 7-8-9!
17 mathematicians discuss prime numbers.
Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
what gets wetter as it dries?
a towell!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he aint chicken!
wherever you go, there you are
what do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho cheese
I think if sharks could talk they would say jawsome instead of awesome
yo mamma sooo fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 12.3839% The joke's popularity is: 4.509
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