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The Latest Jokes - Page 807
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A pirate walks into a bar. He takes a seat and orders his drink from the bartender. An inquisitive man looks him over, noticing his peg leg, hook hand, eye patch, and trusty parrot seated on his shoulder. The stranger says to the pirate "wow! A real pirate! How'd you get that peg leg?". The pirate responds "a mighty cannonball, blew it off". The stranger, amazed falls silent, but in a moment asks another question "and what of the hook hand?". The pirate answers "Lost it in a duel with another rogue pirate!" the stranger again amazed, notices the eye patch and asks one more question "How did you come by the eye patch" the pirate sighs and replies "My d*mn parrot flew overhead and pooped in me eye!" The stranger, a bit confused, asked "and THAT blinded you?" the pirate laughed and said "Nay sir, but it was me first day with the new hook" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 88.6544% The joke's popularity is: 2.579
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