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The Latest Jokes - Page 84
what does a young flower wear?
bloomers!
microsoft works
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy!
How does a crazy person get through a forest? Through the psychopath!
yo moma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Mickey and Minnie Mouse get a divorce, when they go to the lawyer he asked why Mickey wants to divorce Minnie for being silly. He said I didn't say she was silly I said she was ------- Goofy.
want to hear a dirty joke?
a white horse fell in the mud
what do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how can I make 39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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