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The Latest Jokes - Page 85
a horse walked into a bar. it hurt.
c'est deux pizza dans un four: l'une dit a lautre -il fait chaud ici lautre repond -mon dieu un pizza qui parle!!!
Carpe Diem - Seize the day Carpe Noctum - Seize the night Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants Carpe Ovum - Seize the egg Cave Canem - Beware of the dog
a pirate walks into a bar and dies, nobody saw what happened to the pirate because you cant see ninjas.
What time is your dentist appointment? Tooth Thirty!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
what do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite? BABOOM!
i bet you $5 i know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet.
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