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The Latest Jokes - Page 85
a horse walked into a bar. it hurt.
c'est deux pizza dans un four: l'une dit a lautre -il fait chaud ici lautre repond -mon dieu un pizza qui parle!!!
Carpe Diem - Seize the day Carpe Noctum - Seize the night Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants Carpe Ovum - Seize the egg Cave Canem - Beware of the dog
a pirate walks into a bar and dies, nobody saw what happened to the pirate because you cant see ninjas.
What time is your dentist appointment? Tooth Thirty!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
what do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite? BABOOM!
i bet you $5 i know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf. At one part of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond. St Peter tees up first. He stops and thinks for a moment and then states, "I'm going to use a 6 iron." St. Peter swings and lands a beautiful shot about three feet away from the cup. Jesus tees up next. He ponders the shot, and then declares, "Jack Nicholas would use a 7 iron." He takes his 7 iron, pulls back, and swings. The ball goes too high in the air and lands in the middle of the pond. Jesus casually walks on the water, retrieves his ball, and tees up. He swings and, again, his shot ends up in the pond. "Why don't you use a 6 iron?" asked St. Peter. "No!" retorts Jesus. "Jack Nicholas would use a 7!" This goes on for several shots - swing, splash, walk on water, recover ball, and tee up again. By this time, other golfers have caught up to Jesus and St. Peter. After watching Jesus walk on water several times to retrieve is ball one baffled golfer turns to St. Peter and asks, "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" "No," replies St. Peter. "Jack Nicholas." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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