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The Latest Jokes - Page 87
My lawn is so emo it cuts itself
A skeleton walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "Gimme a beer and a mop".
why didnt the skelaton cross the road? becuase it had no guts.
You might be a Redneck if..
Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
knock knock. who's there? juno. juno who? juno who I am, open the door
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin looks over to the other and says,"Man, it's hot in here." The other muffin says,"AAHHH! A talking muffin!"
An antique-store owner is carrying a grandfather clock out the front door to display on the sidewalk. A drunk hobo comes along and bumps into him making him drop the clock on the sidewalk. The store owner yells, "Hey! Why don't you look where you're going?!" The drunk replies, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everyone else!"
My lawn is so emo it cuts itself
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
Customer: The food smells funny. Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he could not get them back in their cages. Finally he yelled to his co-worker, "Quick, call a lawyer!" The co-worker responded, "A lawyer? Why??" The zookeeper barked back, "We need someone who speaks their language!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 85.1974% The joke's popularity is: 2.483
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