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The primary school teacher was preparing the class for their annual concert. Some children were to sing songs, others recite poetry and some to play musical instruments. Little Alfie had just come down from the country and the teacher asked him if he would like to do some farm-yard impressions. Alfie thought this was a great idea. On the night of the concert, Alfie nervously walked onto the stage. "Farmyard noises", he announced. Then, cupping his hands to his mouth, he yelled at the top of his voice, "Get off that @#$% tractor, Shut the @#$% gate. Get that @#$% calf outa the yard. Get off the @#$% combine! ..."

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