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The Latest Jokes - Page 94
what did the bartender say when the horse walked into the bar? why the long face?
Why did the pianist get arrested? He was caught fingering A minor.
what's the difference between a duck?
One, because two is both the same.
Why did the pianist get arrested? He was caught fingering A minor.
life isn't like a box of chocolates, its like a jar of halipienos
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
What do you get when you mix a onion and a donkey? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye.
About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.
What happened when a frog parked his car illegally? He got toad away.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in - tents!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 12.3839% The joke's popularity is: 4.509
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