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The Latest Jokes - Page 100
why didnt the skeleton play football?because he had no guts
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
what is green and tap dances?
fred asparagus
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Oh come on it was only a joke there's no need to cry about it.
I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!"
So a molecule walks into a bar, and he says to his friend, "I lost an electron last night..." His friends says, "Oh my god, are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
how does a man with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? the answer is if you take the f out of free and the f out of way
Lou Gehrig died of "Lou Gehrig's Disease". Cooincidence???
I used spot remover on my dog - he disappeared.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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