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The Latest Jokes - Page 4
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause kids.
A woman was walking in a museum, when she saw a painting and said, "That is a horrible painting! How could anyone hang such a thing?!"
Then the guard said, "Madam, that is not a painting, it is a mirror."
what is white and cannot climb trees? A house.
You know you're a redneck if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying this:
"Well I just love that new Dollar Store. When I go there, I don't have to get all dressed up as if I'm going to Wal-Mart."
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Where to bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station
I'm so stressed, life sure is a human race.
your mommas so stupid that when the weather man said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran outside
Why does an orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
your momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Dear Abby, I've never written to you before but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my BMW R1150 GS motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 67.3786% The joke's popularity is: 4.013
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