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The Latest Jokes - Page 4
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause kids.
A woman was walking in a museum, when she saw a painting and said, "That is a horrible painting! How could anyone hang such a thing?!"
Then the guard said, "Madam, that is not a painting, it is a mirror."
what is white and cannot climb trees? A house.
You know you're a redneck if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying this:
"Well I just love that new Dollar Store. When I go there, I don't have to get all dressed up as if I'm going to Wal-Mart."
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Where to bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station
I'm so stressed, life sure is a human race.
your mommas so stupid that when the weather man said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran outside
Why does an orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
your momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't allow your kind in here" and throws the string out into the dirty road. The piece of string gets tangled up in itself and goes back into the bar. "Aren't you the piece of string i just threw out of here?" the bartender asked. "Fraid knot" it replied. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 88.5609% The joke's popularity is: 3.433
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